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Clothing, Design, fashion, John Lennon, Music, New York City, opinion, the beatles, Twitter, Wtf, Yoko Ono
It is not news that Yoko Ono is one of the most bizarre famous people on this planet. She has always been known to see things a little bit differently than the rest of us (i.e. she didn’t think The Beatles should be 2gether 4ever). Her extremely eccentric statements on Twitter are definitely proof of that.
(Up was a fictional movie, Yoko!)
(That song in Pocahontas isn’t real either.)
So, yeah, there’s that. She is also one of the most charitable people in the world, but I think we can all agree she lives in a different planet than the rest of us. Also…when was the last time someone who pretty much branded themselves as a New Yorker speak this positively about life? It’s against our nature.
Anyways, Yoko’s latest venture is a very interesting one that I needed to tell the world about. She has collaborated with Opening Ceremony to create a men’s fashion line, except the clothing she designed for it is the least wearable thing I’ve seen in a long, long time. For instance:
Just no. If I saw someone walking towards me on a sidewalk wearing this, I would probably cross the street.
Or this one, probably meant to be worn on special occasions, since it “resembles” a “suit”:
I mean, there’s color blocking, and there’s color blocking. I don’t think she quite gets how that trend works.
And…wait for it…
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This is my personal favorite. So simple, yet so refined. JAY KAY IT IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS WHAT IS THIS??????!!!!!!!
She also designed a jock strap for the collection, but I simply couldn’t bring myself to expose your eyes to that. YOU’RE WELCOME.
I don’t know what is going on with her, but I think that if any non-Yoko person designed a clothing line and this is what came out, our loved ones would have us committed. I hope she is seeing someone, if you know what I mean.
-S