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Demi Moore, entertainment, hollywood, ICYMI, Jessica Simpson, Justin Bieber, Kat Von D, Matthew McConaughey, opinion, sass, Selena Gomez, Twitter, Weight Watchers
If you are a #sasstag reader, I assume you lead a really cool life. Which means that on the weekends, you are out of the house, doing fun and cultured things with your awesome friends. You don’t have time to stay updated on the happenings of Hollywood and/or the world between 5 PM on Friday and 9 AM on Monday. The easiest fix? Reading the new weekly In Case You Missed It post. Everything you need to have an opinion on before heading to the water cooler, every Monday morning. Enjoy!
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are DONZO
I truly never thought this day would come. I am not a Belieber by any means, but I was a Belieber in this relationship. Nobody just rents out the Staples Center for a private movie screening for just anybody, y’all. I’m pretty selective with who I do that for, and I can only imagine JB is the same way. As sad as this situation is, I would like to point out how hilarious the Twittersphere’s reaction to this was. I won’t go into specifics, but if you didn’t see Kara’s chain of retweets on Saturday, you’re truly missing out. RIP SEJUS…JUSLENA…wait…I just realized that they never had a celeb couple nickname! I guess it wasn’t meant to be after all.
In less exciting breakup news, Kat Von D and Deadmau5 have split up
Trust me, Kat Von D is the last person you need to care about, but her breakup is entertaining in that she had the most public short-term relationship that one could ever see in Hollywood. She went from this:
to this:
a little too quickly for my liking. She has done it before, and she’ll do it again. I think she may be related to Taylor Swift?
Demi Moore is now 50 years old
She may have messed up pretty much everything she has going on in her life, but girlfriend still looks younger than Lindsay Lohan and we simply cannot take that away from her. I think she should give up “acting” for good (is that what she tells people she is? An actress? Or is she “retired”?) and just put her name on a bunch of skincare products. She’ll be set for life because who the hell wouldn’t want to look like her at fifty?
Matthew McConaughey completely transformed his physical appearance, but is somehow still the creepiest looking man in the world
The Magic Mike sleaze has lost a shit ton of weight (see: over 30 pounds) for a movie role. He is playing a man who has AIDS and has really committed to the part. He always seemed super creepy looking to me, and I never thought it could get worse, but here we are. The moustache certainly isn’t helping. And it almost seems like he did it overnight, which is really more a result of him not being photographed much recently. But WOAH should Jessica Simpson take advice from him or what? If she did what he’s doing, there is no way she would even come close to losing her Weight Watchers deal.
-S